perhaps i should have stayed in CA
1. my sister. surgery. ectopic egg never really got all the chemo, so it had continued to develop in her tube. golf-ball sized by the time they got it out this morning.
2. my car. missing. if stolen... uh. if towed, they're still tracking it down. to get it back from an impound lot, i'd need 3 pieces of documentation: my license, my registration & my insurance card. 2 of those three things are in the car itself, so i don't know how i'm supposed to get my car back in order to produce the documentation.
3. my motorcycle. unrideable until i can get my car, as my helmet, registration & insurance are in the trunk.
4. my bicycle. unrideable until i can get my brakes fixed (yes, someone cut them. perhaps the same person who used to like stealing the rear wheel/assembly before i started locking them).
5. my debit card. unuseable b/c apparently someone stole my identity A MONTH AGO and the bank of america guy i spoke to on the phone last week about that account neglected to mention that. wtf.
can i just go back to bed?
2. my car. missing. if stolen... uh. if towed, they're still tracking it down. to get it back from an impound lot, i'd need 3 pieces of documentation: my license, my registration & my insurance card. 2 of those three things are in the car itself, so i don't know how i'm supposed to get my car back in order to produce the documentation.
3. my motorcycle. unrideable until i can get my car, as my helmet, registration & insurance are in the trunk.
4. my bicycle. unrideable until i can get my brakes fixed (yes, someone cut them. perhaps the same person who used to like stealing the rear wheel/assembly before i started locking them).
5. my debit card. unuseable b/c apparently someone stole my identity A MONTH AGO and the bank of america guy i spoke to on the phone last week about that account neglected to mention that. wtf.
can i just go back to bed?
posted by raritan at 12:08 PM
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